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This is my fangirling containment chamber where I go to be cringe in peace. I write fanfic and live for smut. Devil May Cry is my main interest but I dabble in other fandoms too, mostly VtM and Alien Stage.

My OTP is Dante / Nero ♥

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Porcelain | 30s | Proshipper

I am too old for fandom discourse, and don't care for drama.

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DMC3 was my gateway into this cursed franchise. When I finally played DMC4 a few years later, I immediately fell in love with Nero too. The very first fight these two idiots got into is permanently etched into my brain. Check back soon to see their shrine! ...Why yes, I am absolutely insane about them.

Reminder that they may be related but they are also not real bc there can never be too many disclaimers <3

My latest non-sense

Find my latest fic updates below. My writing repository can be found here.

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Heaven in Hell's Despair

Rated M (rating will go up) Content warnings per chapter Chapters: 10/? Relationships: Dante/Nero
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Alternate Universe - Rock Band, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Eventual Smut, Past Trauma, 3D4N, band au, the slowest of slow burns

Dante would rather get stabbed through the chest before confronting any of the secrets he buried in the depths of his soul. So what possesses him to agree to a more personal approach on DMC's newest record? Meanwhile, Nero feels like his life is falling apart at the seams, leaving him to question where he truly belongs.
What happens when these two disasters cross paths?

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In the Name of Debauchery | Completed

Rated E Graphic Depictions of Violence Chapters: 1/1 Relationships: Dante/Nero
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Top Dante/Bottom Nero (Devil May Cry), Canon-Typical Violence, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anal Sex, Established Relationship, Dante has a thing for Nero's lips, semi-feral Dante, cannibalism, rough sex turns gentle turns violent

“You were staring at me all creepy,” Nero said, voice heated, but it wasn't in anger. Rather, his mouth curled into a cheeky half smile. As one of his slightly elongated canines peeked out from under his upper lip, Dante suddenly realized that the little shit was doing this on purpose.

Dante doesn't cope well with the heatwave.

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